Ha! Oh, mother nature, that is one hell of a sense of humour. Here we are on day 32, still waiting for the next cycle to start.
Yes, we've been this far before but there's always been some hope that we've made it this far because I'm pregnant. This time? We know I'm not - at least we assume I'm not- and still here we are waiting. My sides are splitting from the comedy of at all.
And listen, if you were just waiting for a later start so that we wouldn't shame our families by being arrested for lude behaviour while travelling mid-air well, goal achieved. And actually, if you arrived just about now that would be ideal holiday shagging time in just two weeks.
So, yeah, now is good. Or now. Say, how about now?
